All You Need is Love

        An old man was sitting on his old sofa, staring at the window, hoping that someone he physically admired would come back into his small house. That’s me, Mr.Harrison. An 82 old man who never wanted to look for someone else after she left me. I lived alone in this small house, a place where we grew old together.

        Julia Baker, she used to be the one who cared for and endearing me. Not like the other girls before. She was different. She listened all my sadness or every unimportant things I shared carefully. I met her when I was 19. Her favourite food was sweetened condensed milk. She liked to eat sweetened condensed milk in every single time she had. Most people said that she was weird. But whatever they said, I loved her so much. I often took her picture if we met anywhere. Then I made a sketch of her, put it into my photo album. I always remember the way she looked at me, the song she loved the most, and every little things she did. I really in love with her. I never cared what most people said about her. Because when you’re in love, all you need is love, nothing else.

       And after few years, I asked her in marriage. She accepted it. I didn’t know what I felt that time. But that was the happiest moment in my life. Eventhough we had no child from this marriage -because of something that I cant explain- I still love her with all my heart. But one day,

 “I’m gonna love you. Forever more…"

      That was the last word that she said to me before she died. That was the word that I never forgot.

      I’m 82 now and I live alone in this small house, sitting in your favourite sofa. Feel so lonely. And there is nothing else that I need now. Cause all I need is just your love. But life must flow on, within’ you or without you. And I’m gonna miss you, with a cup of tea and sweetened condensed milk in every Saturday morning.

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THE NAUGHTY BOY

   There was 3 friends who were sitting on the bench when the day was getting dark. One of them, Nicole, like to disturb his friends. He always make his friends feel annoying. But the other friends still want to be his friend because Nicole had no friend except them.

   Nicole had a plan to make his friends scared. He decided to tell them a ghost story, so he thought that he can success to make his friends scared. He told them that there was a spooky ghost in the school warehouse.

  “Have you ever heard that there is a ghost in our school warehouse, guys? ” said Nicole

  “ Oh really? Are you kidding me? I dont believe that.” said Clara.

  “ Yeah.. I’m serious.” answered Nicole.

  “ No no no. You’re a liar Nicole. I cant believe in you anymore.” said Emma.

  “ No, I dont lie guys. I saw it last week when I want to go home and  I through the warehouse. I heard something, sounds like a footstep. Then I.....”

  When Nicole hadn’t finished his story, his friends began to scream out loud and ran away as far as they can. Nicole thought that his story really scared them.

  “ HAHAHAH. Finally, I can make them scared. Actually the story is fake. HAHAHHAHAHAH. “ said Nicole happily.

  Then Nicole chased his friends and told them that he just lied them. His friends didnt want to be closer to Nicole. Then they said that they screamed and ran away because there was a snake on his shoulder.

THREE WISHES

  Tika -a poor and ugly woman- went to the river to look for some fishes which would she ate together with her husband for dinner. The day was getting dark, but she hadn’t got any fishes yet. Then she decided to leave the river.

  Suddenly, Tika saw a fish which lied down at the edge of the river. The fish looked like couldn’t breathe anymore. Then, she took it and said :

  “ Oh, What a poor fish! I will bring you to my house and take care of you.. ”

  “ How kind you are! “ answered the fish.

  “ What? You can speak? How can? “ asked Tika.

   “ You don’t need to know. I will give you rewards because of your kindness anyway. You can ask three wishes, and I will grant it. “

  

  “ Oh really? Is it a dream? I cant believe it! “ asked Tika.

  “ No, its real. Let’s begin with your first wish. But remember, your wishes can make your husband get it tenfold  ” said the fish.

  “ That’s no problem. My first wish is some foods for dinner. So my husband will get it tenfold, right? Then we both can get so many foods “

  “ Alright! I will grant it. “ said the fish.

  Suddenly, there were so many foods around Tika. She was happy with that. Then, she continued with her second wish. She wished that she could be a rich woman. But the fish said that her husband would be the richest man in the world.

  “ No problem.  It will be mine too. “ said Tika.

   And finally, Tika and her husband became the richest man in the world. They got everything that they wanted. But there was something that Tika couldn’t get. And finally she made a wish to the fish as her third and last wish.

  “ I wish I can be a pretty woman. “ said Tika. She forgot that her husband would be prettier than her.